our eyes when we finally arrive in Jurassic World. We hear the iconic theme song only to have it peter
out over…buildings and park guests? It’s a big no-no for an establishing shot in a Jurassic Park movie
period, but he then goes on to commit this offense three more times. We are treated to some pretty
wacky and downright cartoonish characters, lines of dialog, and plot points. Chris Pratt taming raptors,
Bryce Dallas Howard being a tightly wound cold robot of a woman, and Vincent D’Onofrio with quite
possibly the stupidest plan ever conceived in the history of ever, absolutely bog down the first 20-30
minutes of this movie- at which point, like the dull kid characters we’ve been following- we get strapped
into the front row seat of a thrill ride that never comes to an end until the credits roll.