Ok, so it has more to do with Slaughter House Five, or the Time Traveler’s Wife (don’t judge me, judge my exes) than it does Prometheus, but I just really hate that movie and wanted to give it further shit.
Things that can be said about Prometheus… the lore and premise are pretty great. It has quite possibly the single best and most engaging trailer for a terrible movie that I’ve ever seen. Everything else, is horrendous, especially the writing. God damn does Prometheus have terrible, atrocious, stupid, writing. “Ima pet the snek and call it a kitty” “now im an zombie”.
Those of you who know me, know that my most hated movie of all time