By Josh Krubner
Now, because I need to fill more text to bury the spoilers despite all the warnings, this is going to be like my Terminator Genysis review – in that I’m doing not one, but two reviews.
The first will be the “objective reviewer” who has never seen or heard of the word “Star Wars” before this movie. This will cover the movie, if it stands up as a “movie” period, and if you should go and see it.
The second will be for the true believers out there that wanna debate me and speculate in the comments.
You probably figured out by now that this was gonna be a long one.