Born in the same city and in the same mold as Joe Pesci and Shaq, he is a modern day Renaissance man. Splitting his time between being a barista and self loathing, he fills his days with caffeine and gloom. In his off time he enjoys lifting heavy objects and putting them down several times in an organized manner. This has made his body and soul harder than a coffin nail.
Also, Joe is an opponent of sleep. He enjoys music, food, and breathing... just like the mortals around him. He has been an aggressively passionate fan of professional wrestling fan since the age of 3. He can mathematically design circuits but still only makes coffee for a living. He is sweet, caring, angry, and the wrecker of your shit. He is simply Joe.
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A MAN WHO SELLS CAFFEINE FOR A MERMAID